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Mental Illness is a serious subject, and so is the stigma related to it. Society has come a long way to educate people about mental health.

The behavior that perpetrates the mental illness stigma is being seen as more and more inappropriate. The novel itself is a brisk, light-hearted, and funny account of a two-week boating holiday taken by three friends up the Thames river.

Enter Malcolm Steadman: an overly anxious and polite every-man plagued by existential epiphanies with increasing regularity. He will fight a losing battle against routine and boring days as he slowly, but effectively, goes mad.

Happy reading! This first book contains five thousand jokes from a variety of sources from both famous and ordinary people. The Pennsylvania Pickle is a funny comedy story about a Superhero who fights crime with a Pickle. Laughter is the best medicine! Juicy who? Juicy what I see! Alaska who? Alaska my mom first! Al who? Aldo who? Aldo anything for you! Alex who? Alfred who? Alfred of large dogs! Alli who?

Alli knock on another door! Alli see you later! Space who? Lots of space out side! Anthony who? Anthony you want me to be! Boo who? I scared you! Brie who? Brie me another sandwich! Butter who? Butter open this door soon, its cold out side! Cash who? Cash me in I'm your pay check!

Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to finally meet! So you are a peanut! China who? China like yesterday! Ryno who? Ryno charging at the door! Cheese who? Cheese a cute baby! Chester who? Chester in time, almost late! Boogy who? Boogy down lets dance! Joe who? Joe can make me sloppy Joe!

Dried who? Dried me to school today! Dora who? Dora the explorer ,Duh! Iwanna who? Iwanna go home now! Sick who? Sick of knocking on this door! Mike locked, that's why I'm knocking! No I'm really sick don't open the door! Trying who? Trying to get you to open the door!

Dozen who? Dozen you ever look through the peep hole! Eddie who? Eddie body going to open the door! Duct who? Duct duct goose, tag your it! Avery who? Avery body needs love! Emmett who? Emmett your door open up! Esther who? Esther there anything i can get up! Fanny who? Fanny I'm sitting on! Fonda who? Foster who? Foster flakes for breakfast please! Better Grammar! Better Grammar who? Better Grammar crackers to eat!

Time to go! Time to go who? Time to go shopping! When we go! When we go who? When we go shopping again! Guess who? I can't tell!

You have to guess! Gus who? Gus i have to tell another joke! Hairstyles who? Hairstyles gone wrong! Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.! Hans who? Hans off my cell phone! Idaho who? Ima who? Ima tell you ten more knock knock jokes! Ivory who? Jamaica who? Jamaica sandwich for me too! Kentucky who? Kentucky fired chicken tenders! Beet juice! Beet juice who? Beet juice sound great on my mp3!

Kevin who? Kevin we go to the arcade! Lenny who? Lenny in its starting to snow! Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Ah never mind. Jake and Jill!

Jake and Jill who? Ice cream not falling down a hill! Luigi who? Luke who? Luke the sky-walker, the force is with me! More who? More knock knock jokes,in part two! Knock, knock. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait so long to eat? Harry who? Harry up, and cut the turkey! Knock, knock! Arthur who?

Arthur any punkin pie left overs? Gladys who? Gladys Thanksgiving. I'm hungry? Waddle who? Waddle open the door the family is here? Knock Knock. Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Gladys Thanksgiving! Olive who? Olive the sweet potato pie too! Aida who? Aida lot more than I should have! Dewey have to wait for everyone else? Diana who? Diana thirst too! General Lee. General Lee who? General Lee I don't wait to eat! Sid who? Sid down. It's time to eat! Luke at all the food! Anita who? Anita plate please. Mike you having more cranberry sauce? Don who? Don eat all the turkey, I want some more!

Arthur any more sweet potatoes? Wilma who? Wil Ma make food or order out? Harry up! Abbott who? Abbott time for dessert isn't it? Odette who? Odette's a big punkin pie! Phillip who? Phillip your plates and dig in! Phyllis who?